The current home page.
The home page is the main area of Total Jerkface. It features news updates, a large banner to play Happy Wheels at the top, as well as links to other pages, such as Games and Forums. The home page is also home to a poll in which Jim will put up a poll question, i.e. "What should the next item be?", and users vote on which of Jim's ideas was the best for the next item (many poll options are jokes).
There used to be a trick in which typing anything at the end of www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id= would take you to a custom page, basically acting like a forum. One example is www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?id=11. This was mainly used when the forums went down, however, this no longer works, and anything typed into the end of the link will redirect you to the same page (the headache puppy error). In contrast, if you type any combination of numbers in the id box, it will still result in a custom page. The news posts are constructed using numbers, so that is why numbers were not removed. This glitch was reminiscent of the old forums, and they use this "glitch" to operate.
Below is a list of all news posts, organized by the most recent at the top.
News Posts
For ease of accessibility the News Post are listed in descending order, from latest to oldest.
Notes on iOS update 1.0.6 and Android
The "hello again" post which is not featured on the home page.
Yet another minor Happy Wheels update
Happy Wheels iOS deep thoughts
Happy Wheels iOS Now Available!
Happy Wheels iOS In ProgressâĤ
The deleted "site stuff" post.
site stuff (deleted)
The latest forum posts, located right under the poll.
polygons and vehicles and stuff
holiday news post about information for you
Polls
Dunno
- As of March 12, 2014, Total Jerkface has been moved to a new hosting server. There have been some minor changes to the site.
- At the home page, the font used for the news posts is Arial font, but when you click on the news post, the new page will be in Times New Roman font.
- In the past you were able to log into the site right from the homepage. Now clicking "login" will direct you to the login page.
- As of December 29th, 2020, the Happy Wheels game banner has been updated to have a parallax effect whenever you move your cursor across the screen.